- If harry potter had common sense fanfiction. What had happened? He was chosen as a Triwizard champion? Did the prefix 'Tri-' mean nothing? 'Did you put your name into the Goblet of At times, Harry (and some others) really needs this thing called common sense. "Cutty is here to do Master's bidding," said the house elf If Wizards Had Common Sense I. What if the Golden Trio nurtured their potential and learned more about themselves in the process. X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X Harry Potter was aghast as he looked at six other If Wizards Had Common Sense II. Aug 29, 2017 · Siriusly NOBODY has common sense in Harry Potter --------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS A JOKE. As he blinked away tears of pain still lingering in his eyes, he saw what Voldemort had done. Talking about his career (enchanting), his wife, his many children (eleven, at last count), the ruins belonging to the Potter family he'd rehabilitated, recovering the animated portraits of his parents. A/N This is set in the first book when Harry, Ron and Hermione are facing McGonagall's giant chess set. It was useless. Harry uses common sense during his first class with Umbridge, but still manages to get detentions and lose house points, but atleast, he isn't a delusional liar anymore! When Petunia Dursley puts bitterness aside and opens her eyes, Harry Potter grows up not in a cupboard, but with knowledge, power, and a healthy dose of skepticism. In a world full of; unexpected romances, danger, and magic, watch as Ava, Eva, and Danny bring some spice and much needed common sense to some of our favorite people. '- the fourth Triwizard champion?' Harry's brain was sort of fizzled out at this moment, as he numbly ignored the angry disagreements the judges were having. One shots can be adopted by others if asked (and given) permission. Harry stared at the letter in his hands, stuffed amidst other envelopes. Harry squirmed around in the tiny sidecar of the flying motorcycle. I'm looking for a fanfic where Harry notices stuff and acts sensible instead of clogging his ears and playing chess or goofing with Ron. Common Sense: The Odd Ideas File The Seven Harry Potters Redux A/N: A lot of the events in DH had stupid or catastrophic consequences. Hope you enjoy :) Disclaimer: I don't own any of the original characters or plotlines from the Harry Potter series by J K Rowling. Until now, he had hated it. A blend of humor and horror. A collection of scenes retold plus some new ideas. I LOVE HARRY POTTER. Like the last chapter, it was written in collaboration with Hermione'sDaughter. A year later, an owl arrives with his Hogwarts' letter! Inspired by Dogger807's hilarious story, "Magic School Days," on FiMfiction. Chapter 1 – Just Bring Me the Boy "Cutty" called out the dread Dark Lord Voldemort. Crack fic Harry's protesting eyes flew open at this - what had Voldemort taken from him? What had he missed while in excruciating pain? The answer soon became obvious. His hand brushed against the cold metal stuck in the waistband of his pants. Mr H. Canon Harry isn't the brightest wizard of the age…but what if he were a touch more suspicious and clever. Mar 31, 2019 · What if Harry was more ambitious, Ron was more strategic, and Hermione was more laid back. ON HIATUS Sep 18, 2013 · What if Canon Harry had just a bit more common sense than the average wizard? Selected scenes from the books rewritten with a slightly smarter Harry, rated T for safety and unknown future writings. He had bought the gun in a rather shady part of London, and considering how little it had cost, Harry suspected the sketchy man he had bought it from had stolen it. I write only to satisfy my imagination and use my creativity and make no money from my writings. The Dursleys had given it to him when they realised Dudley didn't want it. Things like . WARNING: Dumbledore, Weasleys and Marauders bashing. After Harry grew up a bit, he also went on the visits a few times per year. They accomplished nothing but worsening his migraine at the moment. Watch out wizarding world, because here comes the Bedlams. There's more to the story than the books let on and it's their job to set things right. The young Cutie Mark Crusaders find him. It was second hand from Dudley because he had thrown it in a fit of rage when the wifi was too slow and now it had a cracked screen. Aka, Harry does his best to make sure he won't die! Chapters are a series of one-shots. It could be drabbles and not connected as well. Harry whipped out his Samsung Galaxy. Harry felt as if his life didn't matter at all, but on one day he saw how his supposed caregivers, Vernon and Petunia Dursley spoke of how easy their lives has been now that they had Harry to do all the work for them. Updated August 20th, 2015. Potter The Cupboard under the Stairs 4Privet Drive Little Whinging Surrey He frowned. He promised to bring the one of James Potter sometime. Harry really Harry Potter, after a beating by Dudley and friends — with the help of a real gang member — wishes he had somewhere safe to go, and starts crawling home. A/N: This story is a oneshot/drabble and it's for the Russian Roulette challenge on HPFCF! This story will be slightly AU! Enjoy! Disclaimer: I don't own HP! Russian Roulette: Chamber – Muggle-Born: Justin Finch-Fletchley Word Count: 414 ~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ Justin Finch-Fletchley looked at Harry with narrowed eyes before he nodded sharply to the boy who just saved his life before he turned to The Bedlam twins and Daniela are at it again. He ends up in Equestria. Or rather, didn't. 'No one ever sends letters to me… So how could anyone know my address right down to my cupboard? And…it's written in green ink?' Flabbergasted, he glanced back at his oblivious relatives and Disclaimer: I am not fortunate enough to own Harry Potter. JK Rowling is. How much easier would it have been for Harry if he had common sense? Series of oneshots. I'd prefer for it to not be too AU or OP. COMMON SENSE J K Rowling owns all the rights to the books and the amazing characters she created. u5hu7 h2 pga abot y7lu 36n6p kizgkb opot qicc muv